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Your April Horoscope

Aries (March 21 - April 19): This month marks the beginning of a new year of life for you. Beware of your detrimental habits. Leave them behind.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20): It's been four months and you still haven't started on your New Year's resolutions. At this point, it is best to keep doing what you're doing.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20): The upcoming event you are looking forward to may not be what you expect. Proceed with caution or else you will be sorely disappointed.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22): Beware of wasps nests this month as they may spell doom. Hornets will be your best friends in these dark times.

Leo (July 23 - August 22): With the end of the school year fast approaching, avoid overindulgence. Using "self care" as an excuse to ignore your responsibilities will end poorly.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22): Going to a theme park is probably not a good idea this month.

Libra (September 23 - October 22): Those questions you have about life after high school will be resolved in the coming month.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): Enjoy these last few months as they will mark the end of an era for you. As you transition, do not forget to stay in contact with those currently around you.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21): Your continual reliance on vague and most likely incorrect interpretations of balls of gas will result in a lottery ticket gone horribly wrong.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19): Relax this month. Take advantage of the nice weather and spend time with your loved ones.

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18): When you go roller skating this month, be sure to double knot your skate laces or else.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20): Coffee is not an adequate replacement for sleep which is a hard truth you will learn in the coming month.