Your December Horoscope
Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21): A dangerous surprise will soon be coming your way. Keep on the look out or it may prove fatal.
Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19): Goofing off now will result in bad grades on your exams. Do not procrastinate.
Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18): Your hard work will soon pay off to the tune of a special reward.
Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20): Someone has been keeping an eye on you. Creepy? That's for you to decide.
Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19): You will wake up to find an unreasonable number of worms frozen on your porch.
Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20): Someone close to you will soon commit a crime. It's best if you are not involved.
Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20): Your friend will become obsessed with frilly dresses. Hopefully they will not put you in one.
Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22): Your parents are keeping a secret from you. Spoiler alert it's not a Christmas present.
Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22): Christmas is one of the best times to get a boyfriend or girlfriend. Will you finally confess to the one you have been crushing on?
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22): Pandas are becoming a huge part of your life, and your friends are getting worried about you. Will the pandas consume your life?
Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22): An accident will soon leave you needing unconditional support.
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21): While eating ramen noodles someone will make you laugh so hard you will have noodles shot out of your nose.