Your January Horoscope
Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19): Putting a little more effort into your relationships will only be beneficial to you.
Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18): Despite thinking that you failed your exams you will be pleasantly surprised to find that you passed.
Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20): A woman near you is starting to crave pickles. Could she be pregnant?
Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19): You will grow to despise the sliminess of worms.
Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20): A trail of Skittles will lead you to a person with a holey bag of Skittles.
Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20): In the near future a pack of puppies will ambush you.
Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22): An answer will soon appear to the question you have been pondering.
Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22): After being lazy over the break it is time to crack down on school work.
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22): Broccoli is a reoccurring item at dinner time. You are what you eat. Are your parents trying to turn you into broccoli?
Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22): A feeling of dejavu will overtake you.
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21): Your artistic ability will soon lead you to a pot of gold under the rainbow.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21): A high pitched sound will follow you around until you go crazy.