Your May Horoscope
Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20): Crack down for the last month of school and you will find a pleasant reward awaiting you.
Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20): Your secret love will soon realize their feelings for you. Hope they are the same as yours.
Cancer (Jun 21 - July 22): Dancing is not your strongest skill. Don't worry someone will accept you anyway.
Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22): Clumsiness is in your bones. You might want to get it out.
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22): Peeps are your weakness.
Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22): Movies have recently become an escape for you. Don't let them warp your sense of reality.
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21): You know someone with a birthday coming up. They're a Taurus.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21): Flies have been swarming you. Pest control might be able to help you out.
Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19): A bag of jelly beans will appear at your door. When? I don't know.
Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18): You will soon face a battle you won't be able to win, but remember that you can still win the war. With bombs
Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20): You have been feeling down lately. Go watch Lemonade Mouth to lift your spirits.
Aires (Mar 21 - Apr 19): A worm will cry out for help. Will you answer him? Or get admitted into a mental institution?