Top 10 Leap Day Activities
February 29, 2020 is just around the corner, and it's about time! We have all been waiting 4 years for this day! Can you believe it? That's right, its Leap Day. Here are some ways you can spend this very special day.
1. Celebrate your friends 4th birthday.
Oh, they're actually 17? Well, no. They are 4. Sorry, I don't make the rules, I just inform all of you about them.
2. Brag about how you are actually 4 years old
Everybody will love to hear that you are actually only 4 years old. Please keep talking about it and reminding us, PLEASE. I just love hearing about it so much. I almost forgot please say it again.
3. Give birth
This one is for all of my expecting mothers out there. If you are pregnant i would definitely consider giving birth on the Leap Day. A great conversation starter for your child in the future! And I know what you're thinking "How am I supposed to give birth then?" Well, just do it.
4. Kill somebody
Leap days basically do not exist. If you kill a man today, they can't catch you until next leap year. You may be stuck in a time loop, but you killed a man! How fun!
5. Adopt a frog
They leap too.
6. Ponder the existential meaning of today
The Earth orbits the sun just fine for three years, but THEN it does it wrong? Unsettling, to say the least.
7. Call you mother
She misses you, just give her a call.
8. Make a paper plate frog
A fake frog for your real frog to hang out with. Made out of paper plates and other papers. Have fun making the coolest frog in the universe. Give him sunglasses.
9. Take a shower
You smell so bad. I am crying right now.
10. Become a frog
Paint yourself green and jump everywhere you go. If anyone asks just ribbit at them suspiciously. It's been a long time coming, but it is time to accept your true form. Ribbit.
11. Enjoy this amazing joke
Look! An extra item on this list! Just like the extra day of the year that we will be celebrating! Have a good leap day everyone! Stay safe and PLEASE do not actually kill anyone. Pretty please, for me?