Your February Horoscope
It's the beginning of the month, which means it is time for the universe to rain its wisdom upon us based on the time period in which you were born. That means you can definitely take this at face value, and everything I say in here will definitely happen! Maybe.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): The universe is pulling its hair out watching you stress out. We know what you're working on is very important, but you are making the universe lose its mind. Grab a nice cup of hot tea; the universe would recommend Earl Grey.
Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): You will have some sort of encounter with a leaf within the next few weeks. How you choose to treat that leaf when you meet it is entirely up to you, but be mindful of the effects of your actions. Leaves are scarce during this cold weather, so surely that means something.
Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): It is likely that you will need to make a big decision in the coming weeks, but don't worry! The universe is on your side, and it trusts that you will make the right choice. Afterwards, treat yourself to something nice for your efforts.
Taurus (Apr. 20 - May. 20): You will misplace something very soon. Perhaps you already have. When you realize you've lost it, check that one spot that you always check, even though it never seems to be there. It just might surprise you this time!
Gemini (May. 21 - Jun. 21): Have you seen a scarecrow lately? Me neither. Look behind you.
Cancer (Jun. 22 - Jul. 22): You will have a revelation related to school activities. You may not realize it at first, but it's going to be pretty important! Be sure to document and memorize as much as possible so you can see it happen.
Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 23): It might be a good idea to check under various objects this month, and pay very close attention to any new objects which appear around you. If you have a book on your desk, pick it up. No, seriously, pick it up.
Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sep. 22): Take some time to check-in with your friends. One of them just got a new dog! Just kidding. You should still talk to your friends, though. Maybe make new friends! You never know what might happen, but I sure do.
Libra (Sep. 23 - Oct. 22): Have you ever seen the movie The Birds? Well, it's going to be the opposite of that. If you see a bird, give them a little wave! They're watching over you, which is pretty kind of them, considering they are very busy.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21): Why do you always forget your jacket when you leave the house? If I were you, I'd make an effort to bring some sort of long-sleeved garment with you wherever you go. It's been getting colder lately, and you need to take care of yourself.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): This is your time to get creative! Even if you need to force yourself to work, something brilliant will come out of your innovation. It will be worthwhile, so just trust the process.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): You are forgetting a very important assignment. Quick, check Blackboard, Google Classroom, or Power School! Don't blame yourself for forgetting, as it can be difficult to remember everything all the time. You're doing a great job!